Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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