dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I will be naked everywhere
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I could fuck to npr.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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