That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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