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go home
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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