So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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