your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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