You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I need moral support for this bender
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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