Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
