She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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