I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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