I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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