come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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