on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
be right there i have to get my cape
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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