Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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