Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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