great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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