Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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