Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Randomize
