watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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