I puked a lego.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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