butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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