have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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