Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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