I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Randomize
