sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I just googled if crying burns calories
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
She needs sedatives and a leash
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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