On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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