how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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