Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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