we're blogging at a bar
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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