there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
