My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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