talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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