Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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