You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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