I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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