So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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