I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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