So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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