I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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