she was so not down for the gang bang
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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