so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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