im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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