I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
