Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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