so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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