A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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