Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Help. Why am I so naked?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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