The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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