Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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