the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I just googled if crying burns calories
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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