You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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