Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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